GOLD

Alans girlfriend, bonkers Russian Sonja, has decided to sell mugs with Alans face on them. Meanwhile, Michael is staying in Alans unfinished house for a few days, and Alan launches his new conferencing company, Apache Presentation, at a fireplace awards ceremony.

Stephen K Amos presents an evening of stand-up comedy in front of a 3,500-strong audience at the Hammersmith Apollo, with special guest appearances from the brilliant Jon Richardson and Londons very own Micky Flanagan.

Mr Khan is off to meet the mosque manager whom he expects will finally get him onto the mosque committee. Naani, Mr Khans mother-in-law, is visiting from Pakistan. Mrs Khan is worried because she has been doing nothing except stare into space all day. She tells Mr Khan that until Naani perks up a bit, shell be staying with them indefinitely. Khan hurries to the mosque to try and enroll Naani on to a course activity and prove to Mrs Khan that Naani can go home.

Sir David Jasons journey from working class lad in Finchley to rising comic talent.

Bringing you all the best in both entertainment and teleshopping.

Bringing you all the best in both entertainment and teleshopping.

Thermoman is discovered by the press in Janets flat and fears that his cover has been blown.

George is horrified when he discovers Janet sharing carrot cake with another man, and literally turns green with jealousy. In a bid to sort out their problems, George and Janet resort to marriage guidance, but it seems that George has to grow up in more ways than one.

The staff are short of money and cant afford the new executive dining menu that is being forced on them. Mrs Slocombe has a sideline, however. A home made perfume that will attract the opposite sex!

Arkwright is taken for a ride when Nurse Gladys Emmannuel poses as a customer dressed as a man who could be from the "Good Shop Guide".

A previous experience with Wesley Pegden and his home-made racing car should have been warning enough, but when Compo, Clegg and Foggy learn that he now needs expert assistance with what can only be described as a once-in-a-lifetime discovery, how could they possibly refuse?

Foggy upsets Compo when he says that Nora has big feet, so the trio sets out to measure Nora Battys feet.

The visit of a minor royal means decisions have to be made. Stan, having met royalty before, just has to choose the right toupée. Anita is worried about presenting a smooth bustline, and Bren is desperate to clear the tables.

When drought wreaks havoc with the Goods agricultural plans, the Leadbetters try to revive their neighbours spirits.

Boycie and Marlene are flushed with pride as they dream of their sons golden future, but when Tylers exam results let him down it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

The staff are short of money and cant afford the new executive dining menu that is being forced on them. Mrs Slocombe has a sideline, however. A home made perfume that will attract the opposite sex!

Arkwright is taken for a ride when Nurse Gladys Emmannuel poses as a customer dressed as a man who could be from the "Good Shop Guide".

The visit of a minor royal means decisions have to be made. Stan, having met royalty before, just has to choose the right toupée. Anita is worried about presenting a smooth bustline, and Bren is desperate to clear the tables.

Boycie and Marlene are flushed with pride as they dream of their sons golden future, but when Tylers exam results let him down it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

When drought wreaks havoc with the Goods agricultural plans, the Leadbetters try to revive their neighbours spirits.

A previous experience with Wesley Pegden and his home-made racing car should have been warning enough, but when Compo, Clegg and Foggy learn that he now needs expert assistance with what can only be described as a once-in-a-lifetime discovery, how could they possibly refuse?

Foggy upsets Compo when he says that Nora has big feet, so the trio sets out to measure Nora Battys feet.

The staff are short of money and cant afford the new executive dining menu that is being forced on them. Mrs Slocombe has a sideline, however. A home made perfume that will attract the opposite sex!

When drought wreaks havoc with the Goods agricultural plans, the Leadbetters try to revive their neighbours spirits.

Arkwright is taken for a ride when Nurse Gladys Emmannuel poses as a customer dressed as a man who could be from the "Good Shop Guide".